Morning Jokes

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer:No, I can't.
Waiter:Then does it really matter?
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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,
"Daddy!Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well, "began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."
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Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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1st thief :Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief:But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief :Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
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Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy :No, mine is undying love.
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There was a brilliant student and his General Knowledge (*GK*) was excellent.
He won every GK Quiz he took part in ....
Then one day he fell in love with a girl...
He proposed the girl, but she flatly rejected him The poor Indian fellow was heart-broken. .
Strangely, after this episode, he became very weak at GK, he stopped taking part in GK Quizzes.....
Now, can u tell WHY ???
Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya Toh GK Kya Karenge!!
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no.

Need an Excuse?

A man in his 40s bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and sped up even more. Then the reality of the situation hit him, "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

Keraja oohh Keraja..

Hav u guyz ever imagine f hero dunia ketani nada keraja? I have.. hehe.. Buat yang masa ane sdg mencari2 keraja and yg mental kan beranti mencari keraja baru, pls consider dis career huhu~
P.S. : Nda sanang kan mencari keraja masa ane, belajar th rajin2, jgn th escape2 skulah. Yg keraja masa ane, abiz view blog me ane, aga th buat kaja, marah boss krg..huhu~

Feeling Da Bluez?!

Oh no..Monday bluez!! Arghhhhh!! Buat u guyz yg owez tention, mentaling 2 da max d pg2 monday, me ada vdo yg akan membuatkan u guyz senyum2 selalu n org mliat u grenti pkir u sut karan seria. Be happy owez..cheerrzz!

Sambutan Hari Raya Staff C

Today (01.11.2008).. Staff C, SM Menglait mengadakan Open Ofiz walaupun today bln Zulkaedah udah but still dapat d maafkan hahaha..nyw kan jd cetanya..Me ada fren ane wah, kesian nyamu, grenti mauk Pepsi Twist ne.. yth 2 nah f nda dpt handle da gas bwa minum ice lemon tea sj wahahaha (minta maap Putze..ur da best kan!)

nOther pics of us

p.s. : c Coy jd photograper yth nada wajahnya hehe ktanya ia ane pemalu orgnya huhu~ sapa agree?! teeeettttt nada kli aaaaa!! hahahaha

6 GenG Keras

As requested by many viewers (cha krg) haha.. gambar kenangan msa doulu2 zaman S. Samsudin (Adui~ S. Samsudin cha lagi). 4rm Top left~Me persembahkan Jamilah~~ ooopzzz c Ta aka c Toy, c Lela aka c Noy (La me bagi u nama baru huhu~), c Tiz aka c Coy, our Asst Class Monitor c Tuyul aka c Yol haha.. Di bawah from left me aka c Moy (psl huby me mcm korea haha~ charik spendar~) and c Roy aka c Roy jua haha